Kids are going Columbine on the North Pole now.

17 year-olds are getting breast implants with their parents' blessings.

My other, formerly socialist-leaning country of The Netherlands is now placing corporate advertising on sheep.

There is no escape. It will seep into every crack.

That's the news from Lake Hellinahandbasket, where the men are on steroids, the women are surgically modified, and there's No Child Left Behind.

 

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