The Brangelina baby is here!!! The Brangelina baby is here!!! Oh, and also, thousands of people died in a massive Indonesian earthquake and riots have broken out in Afghanistan. But anyway, the Brangelina baby is here!!!

"And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them, and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not, for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people, but especially rich Americans. For unto you this day is born in the City of Swakopmund, a Savior, which is Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; you shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying in a Fred Segal crib. And suddenly there was with the angel, a multitude of the heavenly host, praising Brangelina, and saying, 'Glory to Brangelina in the highest, and on Earth peace, good will toward men." (Omitist 2:9-14).

P.S. Couldn't they have anticipated the future teasing with little Piloh Shitt...er...Shiloh Pitt? THINK, people!

 

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