Some people really should rethink their drinking...At a BBQ yesterday, when one woman complained about her husband waking up that morning with his pants on the kitchen floor and the butter dish broken, the conversation turned to the stupid shit husbands had done while drinking. My friend recounted that her friend's alcoholic (now ex) husband had once, after a dinner party, woken her up in the middle of the night with noises in the kitchen. The wife groggily wandered into the kitchen to investigate, only to find her husband peeing on her fine china, which was sitting in the sink to be washed in the morning. "What the fuck are you doing?!" she said, incensed. "Dude," her husband replied drunkenly, "Don't get all bent out of shape. Tons of people are totally OK with this."

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