This just in: Iran and Syria now confirmed by the White House as "sponsor states" for Hezbollah, Al Qaeda, peak oil, the arms race, global warming, AIDS, Hurricane Katrina, steroid abuse, drug abuse and, actually, abuse of all kinds, whaling, cancer, plague, destruction, automobile accidents, declining morality, long lines, obesity, heart disease, illegal immigration, corporate corruption, poverty, a flawed healthcare system, teenaged pregnancy, gang violence, drought, divorce, computer crashes, reality television, not gettin' any, and the rift between Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton.

Please take note of this in your future support of U.S.-led wars. Thank you for your cooperation.

 

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